jimbo2.
9:49 Sat May 26
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You are!
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Far Cough
9:26 Sat May 26
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Attwood, even worse when your birth year is not even on there
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Attwood
11:16 Sat May 26
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You are filling out an online form you open the DOB box and have to scroll down for ages to reach your year
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Bungo
10:40 Sat May 26
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I think we're all used to new buildings appearing, but for the first time I recently saw a new building going up in Kingston, and I could remember the building that was there BEFORE the one that was now being demolished.
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jfk
7:54 Sat May 26
Re: You know you’re getting old when..
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buy a greenhouse and know which garden won a gold at the Chelsea (spits) flower show.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:24 Sat May 26
Re: You know you’re getting old when..
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...you say modern music is shit...and your kids fully agree with you.
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chim chim cha boo
3:53 Sat May 26
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...says Jimmy Riddle!
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J.Riddle
3:24 Sat May 26
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Noone has to know Chim http://www.boots.com/health-pharmacy/menshealth/male-incontinence
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chim chim cha boo
2:48 Sat May 26
Re: You know you’re getting old when..
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You have a piss, shake your cock until anyone standing using the same trough thinks you might be wanking, put it away, zip-up, go to wash your hands and you think 'nope, I still wasn't quite finished' as you do a tiny bit of pee in your pants.
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HairyHammer
2:41 Sat May 26
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your children stop listening to you and think for some reason your funny when your being dead serious.
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Iron Duke
2:15 Sat May 26
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When teachers look young enough to be your children
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chim chim cha boo
2:11 Sat May 26
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When you go 'ahhh' after your first sip of tea.
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gph
1:53 Sat May 26
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When you beat the fullback with a deft flick, and then fall over.
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BRANDED
1:31 Sat May 26
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When you fart in front of your grand nephew and ask how fruity it smells on a scale of 1-10.
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eswing hammer
12:11 Sat May 26
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When you go back to inches on the tape measure coz you can't see the metric anymore !
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Mike Oxsaw
9:23 Fri May 25
Re: You know you’re getting old when..
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Life's experiences and the wisdom they bring allow you to question, then painlessly dispense with, many of your deeply held beliefs.
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Lertie Button
9:20 Fri May 25
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When the 20 something graduates in to get work experience look barely old enough to be at secondary school
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Far Cough
8:49 Fri May 25
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Jasnik:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=207Ujh5Pxa8
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Ilford Hammer
8:49 Fri May 25
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Gavros 7:26 Fri May 25
This. Absolutely.
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Jasnik
8:47 Fri May 25
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When your trousers are under your armpits
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Mr. Burns
8:26 Fri May 25
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When we are festivals is on in Upminster.
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